This yet another of Skuld's cracked out dreams. ^_^;; This one is moderately cool, if not a little crazy/insane. O_o;;
So the first part of the dream involves this detective, and my roommate Mike Lewis and I, stole all his information and solved the case ourselves. The dream starts about when we're supposed to give his info back and apologize or taking his case. So we do, but he insists on taking Lewis's credit card for recompense. Lewis isn't too happy about that, and Rachel, who happens to be a part of our team, says about the guy, "Well, he tries to come off charming and cool, but he just ends up coming off Jewish." Which is probably one of the best lines I've ever heard while dreaming.
Turns this detective guy is also a drag queen, and the next day I see him wandering around our city (which is a weird mix of Boston and Vegas) in drag. O_o;; I spot him, and am about to demand Lewis's credit card back, when I spot a girl coming up to me. She bumps into me and tries to pickpocket me, but I catch her hand, twist it behind her back, and am about to beat her up, when detective-in-drag guy comes along and picks her up. He apologizes for the attempted robbery of the girl, and takes me and my crew (apparently I'm a pirate with a fairly large crew) out to dinner.
So I'm sitting next to the girl, and I look at her kind of funny, because she's really familiar. She's trying to shake off my weird looks, but I finally figure out what's up. "I know who you are," I tell her, and suddenly she looks a little scared. "You're Princess Vivi of Alabasta." XD And she tells me to be quiet, and that I don't know what I'm talking about, but I know I'm right.
Supposedly there's been a whole shitload up in Alabasta, especially with Crocodile trying to take over, and I know that Vivi's trying to make it back to Alabasta to stop him. Unfortunately, we're in a different dimension, so we have to dimension jump back. "The dimension train will take 7 days to get back to Alabasta," I say to her, "but my crew can get you there in five." And Vivi smiles and thanks me, and we set off immediately.
I tell my crew I'm going ahead, and that they're to follow me, since I'm the only one who can take someone with me while I'm dimension jumping. This requires a lot of concentration. So I hold on to Vivi, mutter a chant, and I end up right smack dab in the middle of some anime convention. Whoops, bad calculation. Try again. Unfortunately for me, all the participants of the con have been told that I'm an evil intruder, and are armed with darts (the kind you play darts with) to throw at me. I catch them all while still protecting Vivi, and throw them back, almost killing a couple of people in the process.
They stop, realizing that I can kick all their asses, and I found out I'm famous in their dimension (for some odd reason), and they give me a tour of the con. They also save me some saltwater taffy they were making. So then I decided to go and taking Vivi and a can of Sprite with me. I did the chant thing, and just as I was about to dimension jump, I woke up, and found out it was about 1:40pm.
...and that was my weirdass dream. O_o;;
Now, back to shopping for a digital camera.
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