kick ass dream

Dammit, I overslept, but I had a pretty kick ass dream. ^_^ It's a mix of bombs, friends, and Mystery Hunt puzzles. Rock.

So it starts out and I'm in a restaurant with my family, discussing my girlfriend. Apparently there's a really fundamentalist Christian religious sect in the table next to me, but I don't notice as I keep on blabbing about the girlfriend. Of course this sect of Christianity is a little off its rocker, so they overhear that I'm a lesbian and decide to something about me.

Later, I'm at home (in Salt Lake City) in my room, talking on the phone with my girlfriend, and all of a sudden I hear the sound of a large truck pulling into our driveway. "Oh shit," I say, as I see a couple of mean-looking guys jump out of it and start knocking on the door.

"Oh fuck," I say to the girlfriend, as I'm still on the phone with her, "Intruders." I hang up, grab the two daggers in my desk, and head downstairs to ward the guys off from my mother just as they open the door. I manage to get Mom to the back of the house before the bomb the lunatic-Christian-people planted explodes. This one just blows out the living room, so it's a pretty small one.

The police come, and I head around the corner to my frined Mike Sokolsky's house. We decide the neighborhood's no longer safe, so we take my family and move them out to an MIT Living Group (much similar to Fenway House, and populated by loads of MIT kids I know) which happens to be just a mile or two away. To lure out the fundamentalist Christian sect, my mother and I continue living in our old house. I know they're after me, and I want to lure them out so the police can get them.

Sure as hell, the next night I'm up in my room and I spot them coming again, this time trying to sneak into the house and plant it with bombs. I turn the all the lights on and scare them away, but not before they get the main bomb into my basement. I see them run, and give chase, jumping and flipping over fences kung-fu style.

The leader turns out to be a little old lady, so I catch up to her, and give her a good punch in the face. By this time half the neighborhood has gathered around my house, and Mike Sokolsky and a lot of my MIT friends appear on the scene. We're surrounded by members of the fundamentalist sect, telling that my friends and I have three hours to defuse the bomb, which has a multitude of wires. Turns out if I prove my intelligence, I'll win and they'll let me live being the lesbian I am. If I don't win, my house blows up.

I want to beat the crap outta them, but I decide to save the house. I gather a crew of my most able-minded Mystery Hunt-ish friends, (Lewis and C.Scott included) we take the puzzles they give us, go into my basement and start solving puzzles that will somehow tell us how to defuse the bomb. These are, of course, easy puzzles compared to the usual Mystery Hunt variety, and my friends and I are split into three groups all working somewhere in the house.

I'm in the middle of solving when I wake up, and realize it's 2pm. >_< *sighs* Goddammit. Wanted to see whether or not I won. -_-;; And whether or not I got to beat up those bastards afterwards. ^_^

This is the most amusing dream I've had in a while. ^_~