Capture the ass

Because Ed and I think we're funny... ¬_¬
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CONTEXT: Ed is thesing (writing this thesis).

Ed (8:06:37 PM): my ass fell off somewhere along the way. I'm assless.
Skuld (8:06:55 PM): Now you've got no ass for dg Dizzy to plug? That's a pity.
Ed (8:07:09 PM): ;___________; see what a sad situation it is
Skuld (8:07:13 PM): You better find it and glue it on again. Here, I give you a task with which to distract yourself.
Skuld (8:07:40 PM): *FANFARE*
Skuld (8:07:45 PM): Steal Sol's ass.
Ed (8:07:46 PM): .......
Skuld (8:07:49 PM): It's like capture the flag.
Ed (8:07:51 PM): .......
Skuld (8:07:53 PM): but it's capture the ass. XD
Ed (8:07:58 PM): don't look at me
Ed (8:08:04 PM): look at Ky, cause he clearly owns it.
Ed (8:08:15 PM): OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO! *jo'ousama laugh*
Skuld (8:08:42 PM): Hey, that's none of my problem which team has the ass.
Skuld (8:08:44 PM): You just gotta get it. XD
Ed (8:08:55 PM):¬_¬
Skuld (8:09:03 PM): Sol's ass is pretty fine too. It's a nice piece of ass.
Ed (8:09:10 PM): *rolls eyes*
Skuld (8:09:15 PM): I think it would look pretty good on you. XD
Ed (8:09:29 PM): now you're attaching pieces of Sol to me? That's just.. disgusting :P
Ed (8:09:43 PM): I don't want him or any part of his hot-air-balloon body
Skuld (8:09:51 PM): Awwwwwww.
Skuld (8:09:56 PM): No one to jailbreak me. -_-;;
Ed (8:10:05 PM): ...
Ed (8:10:07 PM): jailbreak?
Skuld (8:10:17 PM): Dude, you ever played capture the flag/ass?
Ed (8:10:34 PM): oh. yeah.
Ed (8:10:42 PM): I didn't know you were still going for that metaphor :P
Skuld (8:10:58 PM): I'm quite attached to metaphors. But I wasn't actually metaphoring. I really wanted you to go after Sol's ass. Team Ky has had it forever.
Ed (8:12:59 PM): You are quite attached to more than metaphors. This is a whole freakin' allegory :P
Skuld (8:13:23 PM): XD Or just one big fantasy. :3
Ed (8:13:32 PM): *cough* well I'm not touching that.
Ed (8:13:40 PM): not even with Sol's 8-inch pole