Dilemmas

Farscape has eaten my brain. No, really, Farscape actually has eaten my brain. @_@

All I can think of day in and day out is "do I have time to watch more Farscape tonight?" Even though I've been trying to keep up with my anime (I'm behind in both Midori no Hibi and One Piece), Farscape is just...so good. ^_^ It's the witty writing and the bad sci-fi plot. Somehow Farscape turns bad sci-fi plot into good sci-fi. Wowee, baby.

So here's the dilemma: inevitably, when Skuld gets into something, she gets into the slash/yaoi fandom for that. But who does Skuld want to slash in Farscape? Farscape knows sci-fi fandoms, and man, does it know slash. There are a few little things they feed the slash fangirls that just make the show absolutely hilarious and phenomenal.

Crichton/Crais - 2x15 - Crais shows up as a police officer with bright red pumps. XD Somewhere in Season 3, Crichton's in Crais's quarters on Talyn, wondering if there's anything incriminating, like "pumps" in there. XD

Crichton/D'Argo - 2x15 - Gary (D'Argo) and Crichton have a little talk in the car which is uh...very obviously slashy. >) 3x13 - Crichton and D'Argo are in a bar/club on a pleasure planet, and two girls come up to them and ask, "Are you two a couple?"

Scorpius/Crichton - Season 4 Farscape commercials: there was one that was so suggestive, I squealed so loud I broke everyone's eardrums.

Therefore...
Crichton/Crais - Nuh-uh, ain't gonna happen because Crichton loves Aeryn, and Aeryn is cool.
Crichton/D'Argo - Nuh-uh, ain't gonna happen because I don't want to even think about it.
Scorpius/Crichton - ...Scorpius...ew. :P

Crichton/Aeryn - straight, but oh so cute. <3

D'oh, and therein lies my dilemma.

I think I'll stick to my anime/manga yaoi now. :/ Anyone up for ZoroLu?