the war begins

Those of you who know me well will be shaking your heads and going, "yappari Skuld-rashii" or some other comment about how I am acting me-ish.

>_>

It all started during the last half of work week when I was cleaning the big whiteboard in the basement, and wiping down all those magnetic poetry things. Fenway has the special sextacular magnets, with special words like "luscious," "cock," and "ass." So being the regular me-ish slash/yaoi fangirl type I put up the phrase "cock the ass," and that amused me through the horrible experience that was work week. It was sadly, one of the few things that amused me.

Last year, people would have just looked at that phrase and gone, "Yup, that's Skuld for ya'" and been amused/ignored it completely. Because we have new housemembers this year...some annoying git keeps erasing wherever I write "cock the ass" and also hiding/taking down/throwing away/making disappear those three magnets.

Dude, what the fuck.

So last night, after someone hid the magnets (they weren't where they were supposed to be) I wrote on the white board, "If someone erases "COCK THE ASS" one more time, I'm going to hunt you down and rip out your gentials." Now, in a normal Fenway household, whoever's doing this would actually be teasing me and I would have a fun time finding out whoever it was and probably glomping them and trying to beat them up in my own little way and having a good time.

Apparently whoever's doing this is actually a prick and an asshole (usually two good things that go well together, but in this case...no) and actually erased it again. So I went on the intercom and said, "Whoever erased this again better own up in e-mail in five minutes, or I am going to start removing the gentials of every housemembers." At this point, I figured it was still a game and eventually I'd find the person and we'd have a good laugh over it.

Well, later this appears on the board: "You juvenile prick. If you're going to be crude, at least make it imaginative and grammatically correct. Not everyone is stuck in the 4th grade emotionally."

...once more, dude, what the fuck. >_>

So the war is on. The war is so fucking on.
If this person is going to be a fucking asshole about it, then fine, I'm going to deliver imaginative and grammatically correct. Pages and pages and pages of it. Because there ARE pages and pages and pages of imaginative and grammatically correct cock-the-ass-ness.

I don't know why this is pissing me off.
Probably because the person is so set on being a stupid fucktard.
If said person actually said, "I'm not comfortable with references to sodomy" or something like that, I'd probably be nice enough to stop. But being an asshole about it...yeah. I can be an asshole about it too. >(

You want imaginative and grammatically correct? I've got it covered. In fact, I have enough material to cover the entire household. *shakes angry fist*

Nobody messes with "Sasuga Skuld-chan da naa~~" and gets away with it.

This is WAR, buddy, you better be prepared.

(PS. It has occured to me that someone is still pulling my chain and trying to have a good time. >_> Well, in that case, they're getting a lot of free slash/yaoi pr0n.)