My dreams are crazy

Dream #1
I had a Phantom dream for my first dream. I guess that shouldn't be a surprise to most of you, or any of you at all. XD Unfortunately the only part of this dream that I remember took place in a supermarket. :x Apparently the Phantom was my father, and Christine was my mother, and they'd sent me off to the supermarket to get groceries for the week. ^^;;; *sweatdrop*

On the list of groceries was popsicles, and I distinctly remember my father saying that I should get the fruity round kind, and not the rectangular kind. >_> Unfortunately everything I found at the supermarket was the fruit rectangular kind, and I remember wandering down the rows of freezers containing various brands of popsicles wondering why in hell they wanted popsicles when it was wintertime. I think that's a question best not answered. >_>

I was also sent to get orange juice, preferably one of those two-gallon packs of Tropicana, because Phantom-Daddy said I guzzled too much and obviously needed to get more if I didn't want to make another grocery run later in the week. He also advised me not to dent the jugs, because he hated ugly dented orange juice jugs.

...okay, Dad, whatever you say.

I wonder what Sigmund Freud has to say about that dream. =_=

Dream #2
This dream was a little bit cooler and spanned longer scenes, including a very involved plotline. It was basically set in a weird Star Wars/Guilty Gear half-crossover world, where not only did I have lightsabers, I, along with another girl (we'll call her Misa because she reminded me of Misa from Death Note), suffered from odd premonitions of death.

So basically the Sith are trying to take over our world (I guess that's what Sith do) and only my friends and the small rebel army we'd built could stop them. Among my close compadres, there was Misa and her twin brother Bridget (who had brown hair in my dream), Johnny (also of Guilty Gear fame), Malima (my housemate/RA back at Fenway), Destra, and Hevn (from Get Backers). We were a very odd and motley crew.

The first scene starts with a premonition that Misa and I share. It showed us the body of a dead girl, and a weird poem, only the first line of which I remember, "Not 'their' but 'there.'" Needless to say, we were very confused as to what this meant, but we knew that it was tied to the fate of the world somehow, if we could figure out what the premonitions were really trying to tell us. So we're on Johnny's airship, trying to figure things out. I'm spying on Misa and her twin brother taking a bath together (needless to say I had the hots for her crossdressing twin brother), and they're playing like crazy in the bubble bath.

Later on they come out dressed in identically fluffy/lacy nightgowns, and I squee all over Misa's brother, Bridget, which he is gracious and lets me do. (Score one for team Skuld? ^^;;) So we're all lounging on the main deck of Johnny's ship at sundown, and we're discussing our premonitions and plans when suddenly we're attacked. A trapdoor is knocked loose by the barrage of shots from our enemies, and without thinking we all drop down into it. Turns out the trapdoor leads us directly into a secret library, filled with books over 200 years old (note the year was about 2100 or so). Hevn, who is our resident genius, tells us that she can probably figure out what our premonitions mean if she can just get her hands on the right book in this massive library.

Right about now we're being hit pretty hard, and the airship is falling, and we land on the beach of a continent of settlers ruled by the Sith. Having no choice because the Sith are tailing us, we run into the largest building we see. It turns out the settlers knew we'd be crashing here, so they'd set up an interesting "we're going to wipe you out, rebel scum" sort of welcome. Not having any choice, I pull out my two lightsabers, one green and one purple, and go at them. We're outnumbered outrageously about 5:1 but somehow we all manage to kick ass, including me. Unfortunately like KotOR, people have hit points so it takes a few hits with a lightsaber before my enemies actually go down. Luckily there were no other lightsaber-wielding Sith down there, so we managed to kill most of the settlers while the others escaped.

We tried to tell them to stay, that we'd save them from the oppressive rule of the Sith, but they wouldn't listen to us and just ran to their escape ships and took off.

...and that's about all I remember.

..man, I wish I had more crossdressing boys in my dreams. :3 <3 for Bridget. XD

yeah, those are my cracked out dream entries. ...time get up and shower, methinks.