No more doujinshi

So it seems that I've created a doujinshi fiend in Asphodel by giving her her first doujin at the beginning of the academic year last term (it was a Snape/Harry). She just bought all my doujinshi that I had on sale. Hey, not bad. Maybe she'll come and visit Japan during Comiket so we can frolick in doujinshi heaven together. X3

And now I turn from Benevolent Sith Apprentice Skuld into Dark Side Ranty McRantington, because at 4am I can never seem to keep my mouth shut. (read at your own risk.)

I'm very amused that this morning I happened to be the center of some drama in the /cm and /y boards at 4chan. I blame everything up on Destra, my evil roommate whom I now hate from the very bottoms of my cold, black heart, who started the Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan thread in /y a week and a half ago, and thus is indirectly responsible for its revival, which interestingly enough was a reposting of most of the images she posted earlier.

So I go to /cm to counter it with Rocketbilly/Juji from Gungrave, and lo and behold, somebody follows me to /cm and bitches at me for bitching about something else. *coughs* Does anybody see anything inherently silly in this? I wasn't even bitching in the first place. I happened to counter with something completely unrelated, posted some yummy pictures, and suddenly the rabid fangirls who haven't had enough drama show up on my doorstep in storm, all seeming to be misinformed on why there might possibly have been a dispute in the first place.

1) Do not stick your nose where it doesn't belong, and especially if you have no idea what was little inside war was going between Destra and me a couple of weeks ago
2) Stop using the phrase "Bitch, please."

What is up with "Bitch, please?" It's now become the catch phrase of bitchy fangirls everywhere, as if calling another fangirl a 'bitch' and saying 'please' would completely articulate the depth of their pre-menstrual pain and thus their hatred of the female form. I've heard it enough it's now starting to sound like, "weapons of mass destruction." *sighs*

I hate fangirls. I'm beginning to think I'd rather be stuck in a room full of smelly fanboys challenging me to Halo and Guilty Gear #Reload than stuck in a room full of non-menstruating fangirls calling upon the full agony their child-bearing bodies is made to bear once a month. *rolls eyes* Get a fucking boyfriend and go bitch at him, not at me. Jesus fucking christ. Don't you guys have anything better to do other than stick your noses into other peoples' /b-like playfights on 4chan?

I think I'm going to camp out in /b for a while. >( *annoyed and pissed*

X3 I've noticed recently that I switch off between girl/guy moods. :/ I think I'm going to go for guys for while, because I am fucking sick of dealing with women and their volatile moods. Guys are 0% bitch and about 25% asshole, 25% dork, the rest of the 50% is whatever baggage usually comes along with dating a guy, but given the fact that most women come in the 75% bitch variety (which is actually directly proportional to the amount of insecurity they feel), I think in my next relationship or fling I'm going to be dealing with men for a while.

I'm now really beginning to wonder if being celibate is the way to go after all. :/

[end rant]

Time to go camp out at Dex's Diner, listen to Tally Hall, and do some homework. >_>
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