My parents are coming to visit me in Osaka from August 3rd to the 7th. I actually feel vaguely bad that I might be gone for about two days of that because of the onsen trip my co-workers are scheduling. Well, I'm going to be spending over a week with them in Tokyo, and about a week at home with them in SLC, so I hope they aren't too pissed. :/ Especially Mom, who is constantly ragging on me to spend more time with her and be a more filial daughter. She doesn't realize that the reason I don't want to spend time with her is because she never wanted to spend time with me as kid. *rolls eyes*
Anyways, before I get started on how dysfunctional my relationship with my mother is, have a meme.
TOP FIVE LISTS. Yoinked this from several people.
Ask me for "top five" lists of pretty much anything, and I will list you my top five of that thing or things. Copy and give your own top fives.
You can ask my 'favorites' too. Ask me crazy things people, cause if you ask what my five favorite anime or manga series are, you obviously never listen to anything I say or do, and I'll be forced to beat you. X3
I have two! What are your five favorite sex acts? What are your five favorite sex toys?
*laughs*
I told you that Sar was a bad influence.
Don't worry, we all have screwed up relationships with our mothers. It's part of being a woman. Once you get your period it's nuts till you either have kids or move far enough away that the fact that you aren't going to have any becomes the last thing you talk about.
^_^
Oh boy, those are pretty good.
TOP FIVE FAVORITE SEX ACTS
1. Rimming
2. Anal penetration
3. Cunnilingus
4. Handjobs
5. Reverse cowboy (like the reverse cowgirl, except obviously with a boy) X3
TOP FIVE FAVORITE SEX TOYS
1. Handcuffs
2. Hello Kitty massager
3. Hamster (South Park reference ^_~)
4. Cucumber
5. Strap on
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