Three Kingdoms crack

Spent the night with the parents at a chanko nabe place. Mmm...sumo food. I'm really going to be fat now, I think. *laughs*

It's always so tiresome when I hang with the 'rents, because Mom keeps treating me like I'm five years old ("Watch out for cars!" she says as I go out the door) and Dad treats me like I can't read any kanji at all. Okay, if he treats me like a total Three Kingdoms dumbass I guess I kind of deserve it (man was he ragging on me for not ever watching the series with him; something that I now seriously regret). I had no idea that Liu Bei's son was apparently a total dumbass, but somehow I can't stop laughing.

Apparently some of Cao Cao's children (like Cao Pi) were as big assholes as their father. No surprise there.

And the question of the millenium: Did Xiahou Dun's eye taste like chicken?

The world will never know.