I'm not a stalker. I have no stalky tendencies. >_>
I am not checking this Japanese girl's cosplay site every other day for new pictures. *cough* (Her fault for updating twice a week. And...like...just barely today.)
I am not going to e-mail her, tell her how incredibly hot she is, and how much I want to s3xx0r her. Or ask her any specific questions about her cosplay.
Nope. Nope. *shakes head vigorously*
Good thing she's in Japan and I'm in L.A.
...I think I need a girlfriend. Or a boyfriend. Or you know what? I just need to fucking get laid. Any takers?
You know I'd help you out if I didn't live on the other side of the country. :(
I know, clone. ;_; I know. And that's what makes my life suck.