Certifiably insane

Once in a while I go on insane little rants. I have no idea why these sudden moments of craziness hit me, but I imagine it must be something similiar to random bouts of epilepsy or something. :3

It'll keep life interesting when I go back years later and read my entries. Also helps drive away those who might be sane. :( Keep your normalcy cooties away from me, dude.

EW.

anyways, without much further ado...

I AM TOTALLY TOTALLY TOTALLY TOTALLY CRAZY.
I blame the fact that's like...9am on a Satuday and I am awake. I think the last time I did something like this (that is, get up on a weekend in the single digit morning hours) aside from travel purposes was back in high school when I was part of the debate team. God, that takes me back.

Anyways, I AM STILL CRAZY!! *waves hands about wildly in the air* Mostly because there was a huge Three Kingdoms related (read: Dynasty Warriors) convention on the 23rd in Japan, and where there are conventions there are cosplayers. And where there are Three Kingdoms cosplayers, there are my TWO FAVORITE JAPANESE COSPLAYERS EVARRRRRRRR.

Read: Ryuto's new Dynasty Warriors 5 version of Xiahou Dun and Kisaki's new Cao Cao costume. Doth I break into orgasms? I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO. 'cept all that's posted for pictures so far are teasers. Little cookies. None of the meat. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! That's so cruel!!!

But at the same time...so hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot!

For Christmas, I have three wishes:

1) Neither of said cosplayers finds my crazy blogness here *scrambles to post innocuous, un-insane material*
2) If said cosplayers find my crazy blogness, I pray for the usual Japanese inability to properly decode the letters of the English language.
or 3) Maybe they'll think I'm cool because I speak Chinese, Japanese, and English SIMULTANEOUSLY! (This option is only available to those with triple or dual-track audio systems.)

I think I might throw in 4) I wish that I will not be struck with chronic, clinical laziness when it comes to cosplay this year. I'll get Xiahou Dun done in 2006. You guys just watch. (Might require some serious time-lapse photography.) It'll be awesome.

It's chilly here in my room in Los Angeles right now (I just got back from the family friend's place), so I think I'll jump back into bed because it's atrocious of me to be up at this hour (thoroughly unmoral of me, I tell you) and because I have goosebumps all over from the coldness. :( Yup, just jump into bed.

And like...try my best not to fap. Cause then I can't claim moral superiority over other stalky types.

You know, I'm glad I have a blog on which I can get out my craziness because god knows nobody wants a call at 9am with me ranting about how much so-and-so cosplaying foobar is so fucking hot. I think if I were unable to get out my crazygasms I'd've exploded somewhere back at MIT along the way.

MUST NOT FAP. MUST NOT FAP.

POST THE PICTURES ALREADY GODDAMMIT!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAH.