I was heading up to Ackerman to make a short Initial D run...and then got distracted by the Ultimate Distractor of Everything:
Girl Scout Cookies.
So I stopped, bought three boxes of Samoas, and then proceeded to go back to lab so I could just sit down and munch. Screw Initial D, I HAVE COOKIES!
I have to tell you guys, Girl Scout Cookies are tiny little killing machines. They'll plug up your arteries faster than you can say 'buttplug' but DAMN are they good. I'm also beginning to think that they may also function as mind-control devices. I bet you a million you could use those things to wean a chain smoker off nicotine. (And unfortunately...onto cookies.)
At least I'm enjoying my slow and inevitable death. :3 Though the skippage of Initial D shows truly how compelling those work as mind control. Mmmm...I just had two Samoas, which is about a quarter of my saturated fat for the day.
Another cookie is calling to me. Must resist! ;____;
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