now that's random

Thanks, Winamp Player. I randomized my playist and you put four Queen songs together.

Not that I mind four of my favorite Queen songs (Killer Queen, Don't Stop Me Now, Fat Bottomed Girls, Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy) all together, but...dude. That's just uncool. Whoever wrote that algorithm needs to be kicked in the head. :(

I thought for a second that I just had my Greatest Hits disc playing.

EDIT: And for something completely different...

I was drinking some Lindeman's Framboise Lambic at dinner tonight and we were watching this show on The Science Channel about the Pyramids and the techniques with which they were built. And I asked my roommates, "So where'd they get all their slaves anyway?"

Keep in mind both of my roommates are Jewish.

We haven't laughed so hard in a long, long, time.