So there's been somebody stealing lunches from the communal fridge on my floor these past few days. :( At least 3 or 4 people have had their lunches stolen. So far I've been lucky and my food has managed to escape unscathed, but MAN. Stealing other peoples' food is just low. That's one of those total, "I'm a jerk and I don't give a shit" attitudes that I despise.
So in order to punish the lunch poacher, I'm going to make a soup or a nice Chinese dish and leave it in the fridge to be taken. Of course, this is going to be laced with a fun substance so they'll learn not to steal shit anymore.
Anybody have ideas for nice substances that induce vomiting and/or diarrhea but don't kill anybody? ¬_¬ First thing that comes to mind is ex lax.
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