I was looking in the wasabi tube last night in my fridge, and it's opaque, so I was staring through the little hole you squeeze the stuff out of trying to assess exactly how much there was left in there.
Bad idea.
I got wasabi-air in my eye and GOD FUCKING DAMMIT that stung. I was doubled over in the kitchen clutching my eye, but thankfully I had the good sense to laugh about it so Andy didn't freak out. I can't really imagine what would've happened if I had actually gotten wasabi in my eye, but I probably would've made a run for the sink while screaming.
That's probably the most amusing thing that's happened this weekend, aside from watching something around a total of 22 episodes of One Piece. :(
Riidi will always be my One Piece buddy. Cause not only does he not believe in free will, he's just damn fucking awesome.

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