I've actually spent the first part of my day reading the news. Maybe I've actually started to care. ¬_¬ Or maybe I'm just punting sitting in front of the cryostat for an hour.
China's growth worries the West. Luckily, we have sharp Chinese ambassadors to proclaim, "If you read China's 5,000-year-long history, it's not difficult to discover that China basically is a peace-loving nation".
¬_¬ LAFFO, wut?
The demon barber of Fleet Street. Tim Burton, bless his badass soul (we'll overlook the failure with the Planet of the Apes remake. I'll pretend I never saw it.) is making a movie based off the musical Sweeny Todd. I have to say, Sweeny Todd is my favorite Broadway musical. Great music, awesome plot, delicious cannibalism. What more could you want in a musical? ¬_¬ (I guess you could ask for Satan being gay and Brian Boitano. South Park is actually greatest movie musical ever done, so Sweeny Todd lucks out cause Bigger, Longer, and Uncut was never performed on Broadway.) And the best part of this piece of news is that Johnny Depp is playing Sweeny Todd. WIN. SO MUCH WIN.
Time Magazine has also released a list of the 50 Coolest Websites. We know that Time is full of shit because MySpace made it, but SomethingAwful and 4chan didn't. Ugh. What does MySpace have that 4chan doesn't? NOTHING. 4chan is superior to MySpace in every way. Not only is it full of more herpes, it even has moar loli, moar AIDS, moar Bridget, moar kittens, moar guro, moar drama, and moar wapanese than any other place on the earth with the possible exception of Japan itself. Yea, 4chan is like a cesspool of everything that is oh so wrong and yet oh so right about Japan, so much so that I'm surprised it hasn't imploded with pure awesome. Something is very, very wrong with Time. :( Time to go blockade their pool.
This just in: Harry Potter loves Draco Malfoy. See? I fucking told you so.
And last but not least, Oh lawd, is dat sum loli?
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