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Those of you who know me well know that I'm pretty opinionated, and some of my opinions are hard to change. Especially when it comes to shipping.
So...uh...just to get things off my chest, cause occasionally I feel the need to bang my head against the proverbial internet wall:
5 pairings I can't stand and why
1. Zoro/Sanji (One Piece)
I don't know why, but Sanji just hits me as very, very straight. The type of straightness that accepts no substitutes. It doesn't matter that he's not getting any love from either Nami or Robin, he's still got that "pussy or bust" sign and won't settle for anything else. Besides, Zoro is already with Luffy. So totally with Luffy.
It might be noted right now that all of my "X pairings I can't stand" are there because there are these 5 pairings that are "Skuld's Holy OTPs." Yes, I also realize that OTP should really be XTP.
2. Qui-Gon/Obi-Wan (SW:TPM)
Obi-Wan/Maul was my first slash pairing evar, so they hold a special place in my heart. As much as I love Liam Neeson as an actor, grrrr! It's Obi-Wan/Maul, get it right, guys! Why exchange a sexy double-sabered, tattooed Sith for some old hippie guy with a beard and long hair? What are you thinking? :/ There be some unfair Jedi mind tricks going on. And...oh yeah. Not big about the age difference thing either. (Yes, yes, I know the irony of that.)
3. Aragorn/Legolas (LotR)
I never really liked Arwen, and I liked her less especially since she replaced Glorfindel in the movie. (sniffles, my awesome Balrog-slaying Glorfindel!) But I hate Aragorn/Legolas with a passion. Mostly because Legolas/Gimli is more canon. As much as I don't like short, hairy, stocky men, LegoGimu has a special place in my heart cause it's just so...cute. And besides, Aragorn and Arwen continuing the line handed down from Earendil the Mariner is super cool. Yay humans.
4. Subaru/Kamui (X/1999)
Subaru doesn't need Kamui. He doesn't want healing. Seishirou's a burden he'll carry around forever and willingly because OMGTHEIRLOVEISSONOTDEADYET. Besides, it's Fuuma/Kamui and Seishirou/Subaru. As is obvious from the eyes, the licking, the stabbing, the bets, and yeah. All that good and gay CLAMP stuff.
5. Legato/Midvalley (Trigun)
My love for Knives/Legato is kind of odd. Usually I'd foam at the mouth and go, "NO! Knives/Legato is the one true way to salvation!" but honestly...Knives/Legato cannot exist without there also being Knives/Vash. In a perfect world, it would be Knives/Legato and Wolfwood/Vash, but I digress. Come on people, there's preciously little Legato to be passed around already. Just put him with the man he's born to serve already! :E
So uh...no offense to people who like these pairings I hate and can't stand. I don't hate you for liking things I don't like. We can agree to disagree. I just may try to hypnotize you occasionally, but you don't have to take that as an unpleasantry. :D