...so that was just my first time at a male strip club. Or rather, at a strip club period. XD One of my labmates dragged me there cause he's gay and likes to go out and club and shit...
and wow. o_o I was totally unprepared for the full frontal nudity when I first walked in (ugh, there was this guy with his huge schlong and he looked RIGHT AT ME and I freaked out and hid in the hood of my hoodie) but I got used to it eventually. Habituation, yay. XD
Anyways, they were placing house mixes all night which was great. I was amazed, because I was totally prepared for the place to be this dark, dank, seedy little place but it was actually very clean, very professional, and very nice. :D I was expecting to be slipping the guys 5's *cry* but actually most people were about as I cheap as I am and everybody was slipping 1's. YAAAAAAAAAAY! For such a nice place, I was surprised that I managed to run out of there with just paying $10 for the cover charge, $9 for a drink (Gin and Tonic, my favorite), $5 for cute guys (there was this one with glasses that totally reminded me of a clubbing Harry Potter, and another that had the scruffy look of Edward Norton in Fight Club), and $10 for a lap/table dance. :D
The Edward Norton kid (he was only 21! my goodness! I think his name was either Rod or Rob, and he was cute as a button, especially when he danced with his belt. Amazing thing was, he was only gay for pay) seemed to really take a liking to me despite me telling him that I was just a student and I had no money, and he sat at my table holding my hand and touching my leg and talking with me for a good part of the night. I decided to throw money at him for a lap dance, cause at least...hell. If I'm at a male strip club I might as well get one from the cutest little boy there. X3 He was such a little darling.
And he ended the night with a kiss (that I didn't initiate by the way, he was the one who wanted to kiss me which is pretty much a first. OMG I haven't been kissed for so long, I really miss kisses ;_____;) before I told him to run along and stop wasting his time by dallying with poor little me. *sigh* What a cute little boy. He had an adorable little southern accent too, and he totally had the Edward Norton nerd look which I am such a sucker for.
Oh well. I'm not too much down the hole (especially since I get $50 a day from UCLA, and I saved a lot of money by taking the train, not a taxi to the hotel here), so I guess it was worth it. Hey, it was breaking my male strip club cherry so I'm willing to toss a couple bucks at a total hottie to support his stripper lifestyle. *shrugs*
The name of the club is Swinging Richard, if you guys are ever in the Atlanta area and want to check it out. The cuties are Rob (Rod? I couldn't hear well enough to tell and didn't care) and Tommy. :3 Whee~~ it's been a great night, and now that I'm slightly trashed (from drinking my G&T and the rest of my labmate's beer) I guess it's time to go to bed and get up early in the morning to figure out my morning science writing class before the conference officially starts.
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