For the record, one of my favorite asshole things to do is make fun of animal rights protesters in front of our neuropsychiatric building. I like to talk loudly in their vicinity about how much I love to club baby seals, how much I love to eat kittens and protesters, and all the latest types of nailbats available on the commercial market that meet my complex clubbing-seals-to-death needs.
I hope those protesters never use medicines or any medical technology that have been tested on animals, and they sure as hell better be vegans. If I see a hippie protester wearing leather Birkenstocks I am so going to punch them in the face for being a hypocrite and a hippie. Cause I hate hippies.
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