My roommate just found another condom in the couch. Note the italicized word, it means this hasn't been the first time.
In my defense, this couch came from the garage downstairs and is from somebody completely unknown and anonymous. We'll call him or her "Couch Sex" from here on in.
Here's my roommate's commentary on the event.
EDIT: Has anybody noticed that the "Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace" article being the Featured Article of the Day on Wikipedia today is surprisingly well-timed given the discussion has that has been going on recently at my LJ feed?
MY LIFE IS PSYCHIC.
Now we just have to discuss a whole shitload about winning the Nobel Prize or aceing neuroanatomy and I think I'm golden.
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