There's a nice ring to the term "explosive diarrhea." It's very vivid and descriptive. You say it, and nobody asks you any questions, they just sort of get it.
I hear there's a GI bug going around UCLA, though I'm not sure whether what I had yesterday was a case of the bug or a case of bad salad at Damon & Pythias, but I sure as hell hope I don't end up with both.
Kinda sucks that when your Internet Mommy comes to visit you after you haven't seen her in four years, you end up with a really bad case of the runs. Thank god stuff like that is more bearable nowadays, thanks to the two inventions called wireless and laptop. >3
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