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The apocalypse is due

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My goodness people, it's been a long time since I've seen any X wankage anywhere. Could it be that the fandom is finally settling into a comfortable, low-key middle age? CLAMP obviously needs to get on the ball.

At any rate, here's a new layout! ^_^ Huzzah! It's an SxS layout even! Whoa, who actually thought they'd be seeing a new SeishirouxSubaru layout from me in the near future?

It's fanart however, and since I ganked it from 4chan I have no idea who it's from. -_-;; *sigh* If anybody knows who did this gorgeous piece, drop me a line and I shall credit the appropriate god artist.

And now it's way past my bedtime. Goodnight all. ^_^

刀子xLegato 故事

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I apologize in advance for the fact that this is in Simplified. I can't remember Taiwanese pinyin for the life of me so...I am going to have to unfortunately have to live with Simplified, as much as I hate it too.

And the answer is yes, Ed and I are on crack.

Ed: 有一天Legato 说,”刀子请打我!打很多!“ Skuld : XD *笑* Ed: 刀子说,“你笨蛋吗?"*打打打* Ed: 所以Legato说,“我不是笨蛋!但是我很高兴!8D~~~~~~
...and that's the end.

But it's absolutely hilarious.
My clone rules.

Movie reviews

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So I've been neglecting my duties in informing all of you of what movies I've been watching my gay film class, so here are reviews for the past three weeks that I've slacked off on:

Jeffrey (1995) - Christopher Ashley and Paul Rudnick
The movie version of Paul Rudnick's off-broadway play. This thing translated horribly from stage to film, and the cinematography and direction really shows.

The basic story goes: Jeffrey is the story of a New York City catering waiter, who decides to abstain from sex in the midst of the AIDS crisis. Meeting the man of his dreams at the gym, who is HIV positive, changes his views on sex and relationships.

This thing is outrageous, campy, and silly. But not without its merits. It boasts a pretty significant cast (Patrick Stewart, Sigorney Weaver, Olympia Dukakis), and honestly, you can't miss Patrick Stewart as a middle-aged gay interior designer whose boyfriend is in the cast of Cats. A little too trite for me, I get the feeling that "Jeffery" is a gay movie for straight people. But watch if you're ever bored.


The Living End (1992) - Gregg Araki

One of the films billed as the "Queer New Wave." Unlike "Jeffrey" and "The Broken Hearts Club" which I watched before, Araki's "The Living End" is washed-out and gritty, a homosexual homage to the buddy film genre, French amour fou and Godard.

"The Living End" is about John and Luke, two HIV positive men who discover each other in the streets of Los Angeles and take off for the ride of their lives. This one is definitely for you arty movie goers, as the narrative style and direction is nowhere close to mainstream cinema. With a powerful message and very erotic sex scenes, I think you guys might like this film a lot. ^_^ That is, if you can find it. >_>

La ley del deseo: The Law of Desire (1987) - Pedro Almodóvar

Cocoa's mother recommended Almodóvar, and I have to say that "The Law of Desire" has not disappointed me. This movie is a lot of stories all interwoven, but most importantly is about a director, Pablo Quintero, and how his passion for his work blinds him to his loves and his desires.

Awesome movie, featuring a young Antonio Banderas as Quintero's jealous lover. Again, very nice directing, acting, and cinematography, and you really Banderas at his best here. If any of you think he's a bad actor, you should go and see this movie. ^_^ More themes with the French amour fou here, but much more fantasical and well-crafted than Araki's "The Living End."

Supposedly "All About my Mother" and "Talk to Her" are also very good Almodóvar movies. ^_^ Go see them.

Guess that's it for today. I finished reading the last volume of Paradise Kiss too, and I have to say it's really, really good. I like how it played out in the end, very satisfying. ^_^ And I love Isabella even more. ^_^ And you get to find out what her name used to be. ^_~

And one more thing: just to show my support, because I wrote my district representative today about the issue:

      
Marriage is love.

and sign the Million for Marriage petition.

funnies!

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Cosmorific never fails to crack me up. XD *snickers* Go read her comment about Frederick's Gear symbol. *cracks up* XD

And since I'm on the subject of things that make me laugh, here are two really really bad jokes made by Chip Quinn, my awesome 9.09 (Cellular Neurobiology) professor:

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? .... A carrot."

"What's brown and sounds like a bell? ... Dung!"

I don't know why they crack me up the way they did, but all of you who know me should know that I'm just a sucker for bad jokes. ^_^

Oh yeah, and if you guys haven't seen the Jackie Chan City Hunter movie...y'all ought to. Especially if you've ever touched Street Fighter II. *shudders*

fangirling

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God, I wish I had money. I'd have everything and their mothers on my cell phone or hanging up in my room somewhere.

Like...Chibi Yondaime! ^_^ <3 <3 <3 Not to mention...KakaIru! Wow, the Naruto manufacturers really love the yaoi fangirls. Check out this nice artprint of everyone's favorite sensei couple together. <3 ;_; They loves us. This is proved also by the yaoi couple clearfiles. ;_____; I love you, Japanese consumerist whores.

So while there's no NaruSasu here...there is KakaIru (as usual) and NejiLee which is another one of my favorite pairings. <3 ^_^ You GaaraSasu people can go and boil your heads. :( And is it just me, or is there something very sketchy about a picture of Kakashi-sensei sitting by his bed? >_> Reminds of a certain Naruto Yaoi Doujinshi Game where Kakashi revealed himself as the man-ho of the village. XD (He let Asuma-sensei do him! d0000000d! :}===-----O)

My rabid yaoi fangirl is being let out. Y'all better stand back.

*bursts into yaoi fangirl chakra* O_o~~~~~~~~


Oh right, and on the subject of ninjas, the pictures from the Fenway House Ninja Party are now up on my server. ^_^ We have wonderful pictures of random ninjas, random ninjas doing ninja things, random ninjas playing Smash Brothers, and a cute pictures of Naruto and Sasuke. <3

And to comemmorate my clone and I meeting each other, have some pictures of us in my room. :P Sillier pictures to follow during ACen, naturally. ^_~

movie reviews

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I have a headache. =_=;; Studying in the library sucks...but hey, I guess somebody's gotta do it. >.< Or rather, I guess I have to do it. XD Nothing much has happened today, except that I really ought to take Japanese VI P/D/F (no way I'm getting an A in that class...ever) and in 9.09, Chip (the professor) made the analogy of action potentials and toilets. ^___^ I can already tell that 9.09 is going to be a lot of fun.

And now...while I punt and wait until I have go to the airport, have two mini movie reviews. ^_^

The first of which I saw as part of my gay class, and the second of which I saw at the MIT-Japan retreat this weekend. ^_^ Guess which one I liked better!

"The Broken Hearts Club" (2000) by Greg Berlanti feels like almost every gay stereotype thrown into a movie and blended for good (or bad) measure. We've got the Studly Gay, the Ugly Gay, the Insecure Gay, the Newbie Gay, the Punk Gay, the Old Gay, the Black Gay, and the Main Character Gay. Did I miss one? Well, they're missing Girly Gay, but I suppose that can be divided equally amongst them.

The problem with "The Broken Hearts Club" is it's subtitled a romatic comedy, and it's neither particularly comedic, nor particularly romantic. There's so many characters you're not sure whose relationship problems you're dealing with, and whether or not these are actually people you're dealing with. You barely get a glimpse in on their lives, aside from the fact that they all seem to be decently well-off, like to hang out at a posh gay restaurant, and have vague hobbies tacked to them so you can distinguish them from someone else in the group.

The problem with the movie is that all the characters are just gay. That's ALL they are. Their personalities are defined by the word "GAY" and all the societal tag-alongs that go along with it, and very few of those characters can be viewed as "real people." While it tries to deal with real-life gay issues, all it ends up doing is touching upon them before fleeing to more happy things, like more group get togethers at the restaurant.

God, at least give me a sex scene to entertain me. Nope. Just implied sex. You know, the off-screen inoffensive crap. >_< This movie sucked the balls of the concept of "mainstream gay," with none of the realism. Boo.

Hush! (2001) by Hashiguchi Ryosuke was a good movie. I wouldn't define it as "gay cinema" in the traditional American way that we define "gay cinema." Well, that's obvious, because it's Japanese. I'm not familiar with gay cinema in Japan (not yet, and not ever in this class, as it seems from the syllabus) but it does raise the stereotypical issue that many homosexuals face in modern Japanese society: the family.

Hush! redefines the view of the traditional Japanese family. Asako, a non-typical, boyish and independent single Japanese woman, is tired of one-night stands and meaningless sex, and after discovering a benign cyst on her ovaries, realizes that she wants to have a baby. But not just with anyone.

She meets Katsuhiro and Naoya one day at a restaurant, and notices that Katsuhiro has the "eyes of a father." And she continues to pursue the couple in order to get Katsuhiro to agree to give her a baby. She does a lot of research on this subject, and in the end decides that a syringe is the best way, of course weirding out Katsuhiro and his lover, Naoya.

The movie goes a little slowly, but it does a wonderful job at looking at the way the youth of Japan are challening traditional Japanese values, and how they deal with the problems of the clashing of the "old world" and the "new world." A nice movie, cute and funny, with the most unerotic heterosexual sex scene ever, and the worst gay kiss I've ever seen. XD

The homosexuality of Naoya and Katsuhiro is subtle, and though their love and caring is very evident onscreen, unlike most "gay cinema" their sexuality is not the central point of the conflict within the movie, nor any major definer of their character. And that, in my book is always a plus. ^_^ Go see this movie, it'll be worth your time, and give you a good glimpse into what issues youth in modern Japan are learning to deal with.

Finally got myself all caught up with Naruto up to episode 65! ^_^ Whee! I can't wait for the one hour special to come out. ^_^ *fufufufufu* And I really like Sasuke's new outfit...the black just makes him even more badass. I must keep the cosplay bunnies at bay... @_@ Because my hair is nowhere long enough to pull off a black!Sasuke costume. *coughs* And need I remind myself that I have my Sol costume to start?

I don't think it's really quite hit me that everyone in Naruto is uber-angsty. Even Naruto, who acts all genki has his angst moments, especially about his past, his childhood, and his previous failures. Sakura has her angst about her relationship with Ino, even though that's nothing compared to say, Neji's angst. @_@

I guess what makes Naruto special is that unlike a lot of other shows or manga I've really liked (*cough hack* X *cough cough*) each character learns how to overcome their shortcomings. Sasuke works trains hard so that one day he'll be able to kill Itachi and avenge his clan (Good luck, kid. ¬_¬ You've got a long way to go). Naruto never gives up, Hinata's overcome her shyness, Neji's stopped being such a damn fatalist, Lee still (waveringly) believes in his nindou, and Gaara...well...has found a way to deal with his issues by creating even more issues. *sweatdrops*

I think I'll have to honestly say that I'm really fond of the Naruto crew, with only a few exceptions. *cough*Sakura and Ino*cough* All the major players whom I've mentioned above are really alive and diverse characters, and honestly, I think they're also some of the most well-developed and well-portrayed characters I've met in anime in a long time.

In that sense, it beats out One Piece. (Yeah, you all can come and kill me now. XD) Not that I don't like One Piece. One Piece is special in its own way and is in a league all its own. It's just that, as far as I've seen in the series, there's too much "plot" happening and not enough "plot&character" happening. Could I say that the One Piece characters are a little flat? Yeah. They're not as complex as the Naruto characters, but then again, One Piece exists for a different reason, and I love it for a different reason than I love Naruto.

As some who has yet to read any significant portions of the Naruto manga...I like how the anime is being played out. It could go along a little faster, but hey, it's shounen, it's supposed to be slow. That's okay with me. In the meantime, I'll wait for things to pan out and hope that the characters keep going their ways. ^_^

And cheers to Naruto for summoning Gamabunta. XD Naruto's frogs might even beat out Fuuma's.

Oh yeah, and still a big Sasuke/Naruto fan. XD I see them as almost having a Ban/Ginji-ish relationship, but with way more sexual tension. @_@

Oh yes, and here's a random conversion between me and t3h clon3. ^_^ See if you understand the references. (And don't say Guilty Gear....that's the obvious one.)

Skuld: Ky: My sword's too big...
Sol: I am a banana.
Ed Ky: Tuesday's coming. Did you bring your coat?
Sol: Yare yare da ze.
Skuld: Jam: I'm feeling fat...and sassy.
Ed: Venom: My anus is bleeding!
Ed: ok, that one was bad <_<;
Skuld: I-no: I am Ishiwatari's whore!
Axl: And how!
Ed: and then the alien can come down and pluck out Zato's eyes
Skuld: May: now with more shota!
Bridget: Sweet Jesus!
Ed: rotfl XD
Ed: Dizzy: Say, would you like to go see a movie?
Test: I'm wearing a giant bucket.
Skuld: Zappa: You're watching Guilty Gear, and now angry ticks fire out of my nipples.
Ed: Chipp: DOYOOOOOOO
JUSTICE: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOO
Chipp: GAAAAAH
Justice: RAUUUUUUUUUUUU
Skuld: Chipp: *eye pops out*
Ed: Millia: *rips Zato's stomach out, puts on head* I am the queeeeeeeeeen of France.
Skuld: Hahahaha. No way dude, Ky has to do that. XD
Skuld: Millia can get beaten down for not having a silly hat. XD
Ed: lol, I'd be pretty scared
Ed: hahaha XD
Ed: by Johnny.
Skuld: Hahaha. XD By Johnny and... I-no? @_@
Ed: oh yeah XD