Adult Link is hot. The guy in the potions shop in Hyrule is and A/U version of Remus with Snape's haircut and should be called so. Also, as he is Remus, he is be obsessed over when in the past - when in the future, Adult Link is to be obsessed over, as Remus is a zombie cause of stupid Ganondorf (DIE, GANONDORF, DIE!!!). The Great Fairies are prostitutes. Zelda and Ruto have REALLY annoying laughs. Poes (especially the Poe sisters) are just downright creepy. I'm going to have nightmares about them. The Forest Temple was invented to make people paranoid. Navi and Kaepora Gaebora (the owl) should be shot. Also, I'm getting gamers thumb from pushing against the control pad too hard. On a random side note, the beta version of Unspoken Love is up, although only four sections are done - Clow, Why, Links, and Fanworks. The opening page isn't even done yet. Oyasumi nasai, minna.