April 25, 2002
I have just watched the

I have just watched the last half of The Empire Strikes Back on TV, and this is what I have to say. One. I'm glad I was at fencing, because I missed the first, crappy half. Second, Yoda definately has something for Luke...doesn't help that he's about the right height to continusly stare at his ass. Third, Han Solo is most definately the hotest guy in that movie - too bad he's old and wrinkley in real life now. Fourth, Darth Vader was a cool villian until they made him a wrinkley old dude under that cool black mask.