May 14, 2005
Today's Discoveries

-Low-fat parmesan peppercon ranch dressing makes a surprisingly good substitute for mayonaisse in a bacon sandwich, although not good enough that I'd usually use it.
-I still fail at cooking bacon, even in a microwave. I gave up after four slices.

Should be working on costumes, but I feel like slacking instead XD; So I'm going to.