UPS Can Suck My Non-Existant Balls

Okay, so my mp3 player didn't come to me today, because nobody was home at Jon's house to sign for it. Fine, whatever, I had it mailed there because I'm home even less. But I discovered on the notice that they want me to pay a $20 'brokerage fee' - on top of the $30 I already paid for a less-than-two-pound box. And they don't deliver on Saturdays, so I have to wait until Monday. Seriously, I've never, ever had this kind of bullshit with the USPS, and even after they jacked International Priority rates, it's still more affordable.